Anatomy & Physiology of a Jamaican

If I love my people one more time, my word! I came across this picture below recently and had a good laugh. We Jamaicans are very headstrong people– we name things what we want, we sometimes take English words and pronounce them HOW we want, and we refuse to stand corrected by other native English speakers. Also, English is Jamaica’s only official and national language, but the creole Jamaican Patois or Patwa is widely spoken here– a beautiful, vibrant language which is chiefly lexified by the English language but bears a lot of similarities to several West African languages in terms of words and sentence structure.

I am a practicing physician in a Jamaican public hospital and my institution has lots of foreign doctors and nurses, imported to fill the shortage of skilled workers as many of our people migrate in search of better wages (migration is a common everyday topic, especially among our disgruntled nurses, but that’s a whole other discussion). Anyhow, I mentioned that to say… I have absolutely NO idea how they adjust sometimes with understanding our people, honestly. Even I struggle with the descriptions sometimes and I’m not ashamed to say I probably haven’t heard it all despite living here my whole life– especially as a city girl. I hope you find this post entertaining, as it was intended to be. I am in no way ridiculing my people on the way we speak. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.


Head to Toe Anatomy of a Jamaican

  • Head Top— crown
  • Head Back— back of the head, occiput
  • Yeye— eye
  • Ayz— ears
  • Nose hole— nostril
  • Chest— may refer to the chest, abdomen and sometimes even the neck
  • Stomach (“tumuch”)– may refer to the chest, abdomen and sometimes even the neck. Often never refers to the actual stomach organ.
  • Belly— usually means the abdomen
  • Belly Bottom— lower abdomen
  • Crotches— pubic region (no.. not crotch. We only use the plural noun, pronounced to rhyme with sausage “cratches”)
  • Batty Jaw— butt cheeks
  • Batty/backside— buttocks or sometimes, the anus (battyhole)
  • Hand— may mean anywhere from the shoulder to the hand
  • Foot— may mean anywhere from the hip to the foot
  • Han’ Miggle (hand middle)– the palm of the hand
  • Foot Bottom— sole of the foot
  • Boasin— inguinal hernia

Should I get into the different terms for the genitalia? Oh, Lord. Pardon me. (P.S. Patients will use these terms all the time in the most respectful of ways when seeking medical advice. Pussy, hood and buddy are not off-limit terms when talking about these parts of the body to the doctor, and should they be off limit? That’s debatable).

  • Vulva/Vagina— Jamaicans don’t understand the concept of the vulva vs. what the actual vagina is by the way, and many don’t care to be corrected. Everything “down there” on a female is the vagina. So, umm the terms.. ready up. Pussy, punani, pum-pum, punny, cho-cho, coochie, kitty, fanny, front, poke, pokey, renkin meat, punash, sally (pronounced sah-li), saltfish, salt ting, tunny. All these really mean vulva technically, and we add hole to end of these to refer to the vagina e.g. punny-hole, pussyhole. We don’t really use the term cunt out here much. Oh and the clitoris? Pussy-tongue.
  • Penis— Teapot, teelie and toolus refer to a boy’s penis. Adult male penises are called buddy, hood, wood, dick, tool, john, hose, pipe, rifle, bamboo, charlie, cock, cocky.
  • Scrotum/Testicles— seedbag

Unique Jamaican Physiology

  • Gas is a diagnosis. Pain in your chest, stomach, belly, belly bottom, knee, shoulder etc.? It’s gas. Yes, sometimes gas is a real thing which is known by everyone else as bloating, but that should be limited to the abdomen right? Nope, not here. Pain in most places is caused by gas and there’s more. It’s relieved by drinking tea or, “tea buss the gas.”
  • Diarrhoea goes by the term running-belly or operation. It’s not uncommon to hear someone say “mi belly a operate me” or “mi belly a operate pon me.” No they did not have a surgery. They just have diarrhoea and likely abdominal cramps too. Oh and certain foods can “craab up the belly“, i.e. cause stomach upset.
  • Jamaican coconut water can “wash off the heart.”
  • You have to be careful when eating or food may go down the “wrong throat.”
  • Fever is a rise in the entire body’s temperature, but it’s not uncommon to hear Jamaicans say “fever fly up in him head” or “mi alright man, just likkle fever in mi belly.”
  • Bad feelings is a common ailment. “Mi alright doc. Just a bad feelings take me this morning.” Correct term: malaise.
  • Stoppage of water is urinary retention.
  • Abdominal pain is referred to as “mi belly a cut me.”

Well, that’s it for today’s quick post. Did you learn anything new? Also, Jamaicans, if there are any I left out, drop them in the comments please.

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Adventures from Elle is a blog for locals & visitors who want to experience the best of Jamaica, one adventure at a time. Also a budget travel blog, Adventures from Elle is written by Rochelle Knight, a junior internal medicine resident who began this blog as a medical student & wants to see the world, starting with her own country. She frequents off-the-beaten-path waterfalls, beaches and places with interesting history. Join her in Jamaica!

41 thoughts on “Anatomy & Physiology of a Jamaican

  1. Pretty nice post. I simply stumbled upon your blog and wanted to
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  2. Big up! My oldest son spent so much time in the islands with us and as he became a teenager with island friends. It was remarkable to hear him carry on with the kids his age. I have to share this with my old Jamaican business associates. Often the could turn the dialect off and on like with a switch. Rah so.

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  3. I like this post Rochelle and it’s very unique. In Nigeria, for stomach pains we say, “my belle dey turn me” or “belle dey wori me” and sometimes we make sounds with our mouth like instead of hypertension we could say, “doctor, my heart jus dey beat gbudum gbudum”

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  4. Girl! This one was spot on for a quick laugh. Thank you. Your post is a quick rendition of how Jamaicans view the English language without a second thought, because in Jamaica, the person doing the talking is always right, right? The country is filled with village lawyers and doctors as we say. Thanks for sharing and letting the world know how uniquely special Jamaica and its people really are.

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